So here it goes: things that alienate Chileans i.e. things you can do or say that will make your average Chileno raise an eyebrow.
1) If you're a chick, drinking a beer will alienate a Chilean...but if you really want to blow their minds tell them that you don't like pisco sour.
Whenever you go to a bar with Chilean women...or to a small group gathering...particularly with older Chilean women or w/sort of cuica Chileans and someone asks them what they would like to drink they will say.
Cualquier chilena no rota (any non ghetto Chilean woman ***): "Un pisco sour, no mas"
*** I say this bc if you go to any pulento (low class) part of town you'll see tons of Chilean women slurping on big old mugs of cristal and escudo (probably pared with chorrillana, 25 belmont cigarettes...and not long after topped off with congestive heart failure)
Not only will they ONLY order pisco sours, but they will always include the JUST a pisco sour. I think it's some machista crap where Chilean women try to pretend like they don't like to drink because it's not lady like or something. This is of course a huge load of crap because the first thing that's immediate to any person visitng Chile and trying a pisco sour is that GOD DAMN that's a strong drink. It's a straight glass of pisco with some lemon and simple syrup and MAYBE some egg white beaten in. With every sip of this drink you up your chances of slipping into a hyperglycemic coma.
Yet, to any dainty chilean woman they will have UN (one) pisco sour, NO MAS (that's all).
So if you really want to get the party started and draw lots of attention to yourself...you are sure to have everyone look at you like you're either a man dressed in drag OR a really really rota woman if you order a SCHOP! (draught beer that comes in a mug) and god forbid you should say SCHOP GRANDE (a BIG one!).
This will immediately send Chilean women at the table into a tizzy. They will scrunch up their noses and say "a mi no me gusta la cerveza" (i dont like beer)
Oh right, i think to myself...bc you've convincd yourselves that drinking a pisco sour has fewer calories than a beer. Well let me tell you sister, the pisco sour has like 400 million pounds of sugar in it. Sure, beer makes you bloated but let's face it, the reason you don't weight 5 trillion pounds isn't because you drink pisco sour, it's bc your idea of breakfast and lunch is nescafe with 5 puchos (cigarettes)
Whenever someone questions my ordering of beer i just want to say: Oh yea, She-lay-Nah, well I don't like pisco sours - it's like drinking moonshine with squeezed lemon and makes my teeth ache from the acid...and while we're on the subject i start to feel like i'm losing all touch with reality after i've had 2...that shit's like crack cocaine!
And then i chuckle to myself as i watch them slip into a hyper sugarized crazy pisco sour drunken state as their un pisco sour no mas turns into unos 5 pisco sours, no mas (ONLY 5 pisco sours) all the while talking louder and louder puffing cigarettes faster and faster.
Now THAT is lady like.
I'll stick to my brewsky, gracias.

2) Tell them that you went to any university that isn't Chi-ka-goh, ooo - klah (UCLA), estanfor (Stanford), har-vard, wharton, Coluuuuumbia
Watch their eyes roll into the back of their heads as Chileans try to contemplate that there are schools called weird things like Swarthmore, Emory, Yale, Princeton, Dartmouth, Duke, Colby, Williams, Cal Tech, Northwestern (though there is a SLIGHT chance they'll know what Kellogg is)...the more saavy Chileans will have heard of Burk-a-lee but will refuse to listen when you explain that it's a public school that has anything to do with the UC system. OR that there are other schools in the UC system besides OOO-Klah....
if you really want to throw them through a ringer mention Penn and they will have no clue that Penn has anything to do with War-Ton. God forbid you say you went to Wash U...actually , i sorta get a kick out of telling people where i went to college...it usually goes something like this:
Chilean pretending like they care where I went to college (they don't because i didn't study engineering): Ah y donde fuiste? (oh so where did you go?)
Me: Washington U in St Louis-->

Chilean pretending they care and now trying to pretend that they know what I'm talking about: Como? Wah Ching ton? (add pensive look) ahhhhhhh EN WAH CHING TON!
Me: um, no
Chilean: No words, just looking at you with big weepy sorrowful eyes
Chilean to self: Dis poor gringa. Not only did she study somesing totally useless, but she went to community college. I feel very sad for her.
3) Tell them you majored in French literature
You know, this one is so good i'm just going to have you all try it.
This is appalling to Chileans on a variety of levels. Primarily: what the hell were you thinking studying something that was not medicine, engineering or law (don't bother telling them that medicine and law are graduate degrees, i'm not sure your average she-lay-no can deal with this information overload).
But more than that this is appalling because no Chilean can ever imagine reading that much.
Ok fine i'm exagerrating (a little bit)
Most educated people in this country are perfectly happy having ended their reading career w/some baldomero lillo short stories and perhaps some excerpts from the Quijote in middle and highschool.
Explaining that people actually study literature for 4 year periods makes Chileans very upset.
Upon telling them you studied this they usually smile timidly and walk away from you.
Oh come on. Just try it.
There are so many other things i can think of but would just rather leave it at those three for now.
Other posters:
Don't call me gringa
Cachando Chile
Annje
La Gringuita Diaries